jolting awake @ 3AM mood
me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
my body: water
me: what?
my body, louder: Woter
If you put Lil’ John and Lil’ Wayne together, would that make a full size John Wayne?
it’s 2007 and I’m ready to crack all my friends up!
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my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…
also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….
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YOU’RE WELCOME
do you take constructive criticism on your posts?
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okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store
and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.
but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:
wh-
whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC
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anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
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@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you
Cotton eyed joe
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