when ur parents go out food shopping
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
throw it in the ocean
what if it’s the ocean
throw it in a different ocean
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]